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galwithglasses ([personal profile] galwithglasses) wrote2017-04-25 11:01 pm

What does your human!Impala look like?

With all the Impala entries I've done lately and in seeing a lot of cosplay pictures as I was looking for things to post about, I've seen quite a few different ideas about what the Impala would look like as a person. I'm curious about what you all think. I put my description under a cut so it won't influence whatever you might come up with.


Myself, I'm inclined to picture her as this middle-aged woman with stunning silver hair who has worked hard physically for many years so she's still got a lot of muscle tone and strength. She's sturdy and big-boned. She's got wrinkles and stretch marks and probably some scars and a knee that makes a lot of noise. I think she'd be nurturing but wouldn't put up with any nonsense. She's good with colicky babies and hung-over hunters. She probably hangs out at car shows, heavy metal concerts, and tractor pulls and is restoring a 1975 Harley in her garage in her spare time. She also likes to watch cheesy horror films and nature documentaries. She'd be a big fan of Dirty Jobs and Game of Thrones but also Iron Chef. She likes BBQ and good beer and banana cream pie and coffee with cream. She will not eat eggs because their smell reminds her of the sulfur of demons and hell. When Dean's not around, she sings songs from Hamilton and Les Mis and can play a mean blues harmonica. She listens to Mahler. She's snarky and sassy and very protective of those she loves. She keeps hoping that someday Dean will cave and let Sam get another dog. She misses Riot. She's awesome at parallel parking.

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